LORD OF THE RINGS LIMERICK:
There once was a fellowship of nine,
Who decided to go to Mordor to spend their time,
But suddenly Gandalf died,
And they all sadly cried,
Until Boromir committed a crime.
There was an animal, a mole,
who had once lived in a hole,
he poked his head out,
and began to pout,
his tears overflowing a bowl
- Kai and Lily
There once was a bird named Pico,
Who lived in a little green Gingko.
He had red cheeks,
and gave off squeaks,
but not as loud as his dear friend Rico.
- By Paulina and Christina
There once was a dog named Frito,
That loved to wrap up like a burrito.
He wrapped up too tight,
In the middle of the night,
And his identity became incognito.
There once was a cat who was puce,
Who could do nothing but wander out loose.
She liked it outside,
Otherwise she would cry,
Turning her fur into a light chartreuse.
A frog hopped to cross a long pond,
Of birds he was quite found.
For they can fly,
way up high in the sky,
That way he could go far beyond.
There was an old dog from New Jersey
Whose head was shaped like a big turkey
He went to the Prom
Where he met my mom
Now he’s in my backyard playing frisbee!
- Rowan and Kate
There was a young shark from Illinois
A cake he wanted to destroy
he fell off the building
A parachute he was wielding
And Landed in a cake made of soy.
There once was a cake made of clover
He loved to play Red Rover
he ran a little too fast
And his leg had a cast
The cast made him fall right over.
There once was a cat that was strong.
His tail was very long.
The tail looked like gum,
when playing a drum.
Then he broke into a song.
- Greta and Fritz
There once was a boy from South Tigard
He liked to play league as great Veigar
His damage was high
So he gave it a try
Destroyed the turret with his own computer.
- Rowan and Kate
Once i saw an old vampire
He said he wouldn’t conspire
To bite on our necks
But last time we checked
The vampire was definitely a liar.
- Lexi and Jeanne
A long time ago
Our Founding Fathers did go
The route of Rebellion
It cost quite a billion
But now we are free for our own
There once was a cat from Ohio,
Who really like to bellow.
His screeching gave us a fright.
He was so very bright.
That cat was bright neon yellow.
In the beginning, there was cake
And from the cake emerged a great snake
The snake devoured
The Earth was soured
And nobody wanted to play
Then came a hero,
who did right and was no zero
And he wooshed away to save the day
The snake spitted fire
The hero flew even higher
And with a big booming crush,
he turned the snake into mush
And in the end, there was cake.